It was Chap Goh Meh on our first year in university.
Nahh how could our gang throw oranges? Boys from all over the country in our university were in hot pursuit to get each and every one of us so why bother throwing? *wink*
5 of us crowded in one of the hostel rooms on that night when some nuthead suggested a brilliant activity for that night.
"Wei Im bored. I bet alot single guys are feeling depressed that they have to throw virtual oranges in their dorms...Lets entertain them tonight! Give me your coursemate's number! :DDDD
#Prank 1
So the first one is, lets call him Beanie since he loves wearing beanie to class!
" Hey hottie~ Are you feeling lonely tonight? "
*the whole room starts to giggle silently*
" Err... "
" I am lonely too~ Do you wanna have a chat with me? "
" Err hello? Who are you? "
" I do not know you, but we can be friends...Im lonelyyyy"
*the girls were gagging their mouth to block the uncontrollable laughter*
" Err...*silence* "
" Dont wanna be friends then Bye~ "
*The caller has to end the call as she herself couldnt be seductive any longer! SO FARNY! *
The whole room just cracked up, laughing hysterically! XD
After the first one, there is no need of a push to do the second prank. Next number, next member. And the rest are in Mandarin.
#Prank 2
Lets call him Sunny for this one.
" Hello Im from Triumph Mahkota Parade. I have received an order for Triump Lace Set. Can i confirm with you your address? "
" HAH? I didnt order la "
" Is your name Sunny? An order has been bought and paid for. Is it for your girlfriend?"
" HAH?? I really didnt order. Is it really paid for? Then I'll take it. "
"Can you tell me which colour you want? Black Lace or Red Lace?"
" Err one red and one black set la"
" What about the size? "
"HAH?????"
" I am asking you what size is your girlfriend. If not, I'll send 38C okay? "
" haha err okay "
" Okay. Address please. And you will expect delivery in 3 days. Thank you. "
Free triumph delivery? YEAAA Dream On~
#Prank 3
Lets call him Banana.
Caller scream in distress, " Why did you left me at the road side? "
" Hello? HUH? "
" You left me a the road side after fighting with me! Are you human? "
" I do not know you "
" Dont pretend you bad guy! I have to walk home myself! "
" I think you call the wrong number miss"
" This is not the wrong number! Irresponsible! IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU CHOU NAN REN! "
I guess this is the first time he got yelled by a distressed woman in Mandarin! XD
#Prank 4
" Hello, I am lonely. May I be your friend? "
" How did you get my number? "
"I got it from the Dating Agency. Can we talk? "
" But I didnt submit my name. "
" Its okay. My name is Lacy. Can we be friends? "
" Oh okay... So how old are you? "
" Younger than you 2 years :) "
*the conversation goes on and the girl asked to meet up and the guy agreed and then it got pretty serious and the prank was called off*
#Prank 5
This is in Canto! Lets call him Tough Guy!
" Hello! Good day! So I have received your order for a pack of condoms. Is this Tough Guy? "
" HAHA! Dont play la! Whos this? "
" I am doing business here. What size condom do you want? "
" OI dont play la. Who is this??? haha!!"
" We have a special edition Glow In the Dark condoms. Do you want it? "
" HAHAHAHA! SIAO. Okay okay! I want. "
" Okay Sir. So we will send you a box of XXL Glow In The Dark condoms. Thank you."
So the pranks ended with teary,red faced girls in the starry night of Chap Goh Meh! :D
